If you are new or have not read my blog on Hummer then I will quickly reaffirm my complete lack of respect for and distain of Hummer. There are many reasons to hate a Hummer and some include; Hummers are gas guzzling whores, Hummers often are driven by people who want to "compensate" for "something", they are the worst things when you want to park in peace and overall since we are not military folk we need not drive a tank down Yonge Street.
Now, if some one can please tell me why, oh why oh why oh why Hummer went ahead and expanded their douchebaggery into clothing and accessories.
My boyfriend was on the subway yesterday and was able to snap a (really bad and out of focus) picture of a young man wearing a backpack with the Hummer logo on it. He thought I would be amused at the expansion of the Hummer name given that I just hate them so much. What I found funny was that this anonymous kid had either sewn on (or it is ACTUALLY part of the Hummer backpack- hard to tell) a "save the environment" type logo- it did not actually say "save the environment" but did say something equally stupid and contradictory to the obvious label beneath it.
If you plan on or are a Hummer driving/ loving loser then at least own up to it. At least have the awareness to acknowledge your huge eco-faux pas. At least then we normal people know that you have a half a brain working and you are not delusional enough to think that
wearing a patch on your heinous backpack is going to save the
environment at all.
Why don't you go home and put a bumper sticker on your Hummer
that reads "Give a hoot, don't pollute"- then everywhere you go people will recognize you
for the fraud you are.
Also, from a fashion point of view Hummer clothing and accessories are just as sexy as those old men who wear race car gear- you know, Ferrari tops, Porche cologne... So there, you are as sexy or maybe even sexier than an aged man with saggy balls going through an obvious midlife crisis.
Point: Take off that stupid backpack.
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